This stupid essay!
This pointless over studied essay,
A topic beyond comprehension.
A rhetoric with no suspension.
Bumpy ride from colon to comma,
Mine own colon producing more inspired dogma.
This melancholy essay!
This awful fucking essay!
2,500 words with no real need,
If only I could write at greater speed!
My brain is feeling all flat an empty,
Like a middle aged man in a crisis Bentley.
This boring essay!
This horrible bloody essay!
The lectures haven’t helped at all,
Making writing less than a ball.
My words are senseless, silly and dumb,
But still holding out hope for a nice 2:1